man
black tea +/- sleep = serious lulz
I was gunna go on a rant about that nancy whoever chick on cnn
because i thought she bothered me for like
a millisecond
so i acted on that
and i forgot her last name
and in my head i called her nancy drew
and that for some reason was so firetrucking funny
like you dont even know
effing hilarious man
you had to be there
plus also
at like 1:15 ish this morning i woke up from a nap
cuz i hadnt brushed my teeth
and i was in my clothes
and i reached to get my pokemon emerald game
because i had the most genius idea
i thought my ipod
could play my gb advance game
i was so freakin sure about it
ten minutes later i realized that thought made no sense whatsoever
and i laughed
and then i stayed awake till 4
cuz im a rebel.
THE END
more hilarious stories to come yes/no? D:










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"You mean I just alt f4'd your childhood." "Yes. Yeah you did."
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"You mean I just alt f4'd your childhood." "Yes. Yeah you did."
and i know i'm early, but i wanted to be the first to say it
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"I'll take your heart, string it with the rest and hang it from my neck.."
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"You mean I just alt f4'd your childhood." "Yes. Yeah you did."
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"You mean I just alt f4'd your childhood." "Yes. Yeah you did."
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"You mean I just alt f4'd your childhood." "Yes. Yeah you did."
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